Im Not Going To Complain!

Be proud, my dear blog, for here * in this blogy comment* I shall not complain about misery of life!
I am here to bring the joy of 'New Moon' coming out in November!
I WILL BE THE FIRST IN LINE. ASSHOLES. * I think I would have watched the movie anyway, since there wayy to much half shirtless guys for me too miss..oh, and of course, ROBERT*
And while we're on happy terms, Im going to put all good things in life so we can finally SMILE!
* I WikiHowed what to do when life sucks.. that's more then sad, but it really did help more then Yahoo! answers ( 'Get a fuckin grip')
My family is a great thing about me, and am proud to have them. My dog is cute and fat - what else can I ask for in a pet? - awh his protective of me =)) don't effin ask.

And noww, for the lamest- happiest list of my life:
-Im stright. I like dicks. YAY.
-Im gonna have sex!
- I can have sex with NO CONDOMS
-Im gonna leave this country one day!
-Im gonna buy strewberry shampoo
- Im gonna go do basketball, which is perhaps the best sport I can do.
- IM GONNA BE FAMOUS!
- IM FUCKING GONNA MARRY ROBERT PATTINSON!
-we'll have kids named after Twilight characters.
- I'll rape Robert.

*ahem, got carried away there*
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Im once again glad the only (1) follower I have doesn't even remember her password.
Vagina.
Clitface.
Shitface.
Faeceface.
Pineapple.
Yay.