Another Loser Post

Ah, the escapades of a loser. You know. The act of one. Of being one.
Wonder how that word was created. Did a loser inspire it or did a loser write it? What's the etymology of it?  How did the author of the word loser conduct those letters?
Maybe he used the infamous and ancient 'stinky hat system.' The one where you put it on, and you're a loser? Maybe he thought, "Whoever wears it, will be the core and seed of it's definition." Maybe he was french.
What is the definition of a loser?  The opposite of a winner was the initial definition. Later on, I believe, American high schoolers cataloged loser as someone who doesn't fit in or is structured differently then the rest of them.

I, Linda Molweed, will uncover the origins of loser. A whole documentry to outsiders who are trying to comprehend their current situation. Let's talk history, for one.

I bet the greeks made it. Greeks do it all. There's always greek this, greek that. Or the romans.
Maybe the word loser originally meant successor; or maybe the romans got tired of thinking up ways to insult everyone they defeated and simply came up with it.

This word draws such attention from me because I have a close and upcoming relationship with it.
You see, loser definies the very red blood cells that course throughtout my body -  they are all part of it.
Part of me being a loser. Fret not, though, I carry my genes with pride! Being a loser could perhaps lower your self-esteem, and cleaning the remaining trash off your clothes isn't exactly fun,  but it teaches you a valuable lesson in life - which, of course I won't tell you, because you have to find out by yourselves.

Being a loser is more responsibility then people think. You have to live up and work hard to keep your title as a loser or someone else - another competitive loser , probably - will try and rip the title away from you.

People always aim such high things - why go up the stairs when you can get down?
It's less of a jungle there. People at the top are carnivores, slavitating after meat,gore and blood. We at the bottom eat ice cream and doughnets. Easier to digest, and definitely not as messy.


'You ain't ready for this jelly', 
- mwhaha hugs