And such

"Elementry, my dear Vlada." I say, smiling at the simplicity of our case.
"Hoe, the fuck you talkin' bout?" She answers, with as much style and grace
that a being like her can attain.
"This case, Vlada, it is all so obvious. The clues have been misleading, but do not fret,
for although simple sights can be decieving, a brilliant mind like mine can look past it."
"..Nigga, you high on crack? I don't remember sillpin them mushrooms in your cake...
Recently."

Kelly after reading sherlock holmes.

"...And as such, the mythological only comes from humanity's need of an explanation, of an answer."
I explain, simplifying the matter as much as I possibly could.
"So...did they like...have sex to like create spirits and shit?"
I sighed. "While the observation is quite eloquent, no, that is not at all what they did."
"Cause dude I had this dream and dinsouars and mosnters fucked and shit."
"stop cussing."
"fuck that. go fuck yourself."
"do you have anything that goes beyond the word 'fuck'?"
"sex."
"oh dear"
"not with deers, no, man that shits nasty."


I stare at her fingers; fingers which have the finesse and practice
 of rolling joints for years. They slightly quiver,
as if the drugs were still in her system, but  they settle quite firmly
on her cigar.
"You should stop smoking." I mutter, hating her disgusting habit.
"You should stop being a bitch. Oh, look, two things that won't happen."
I sigh,and laugh slightly.
"Which site did you copy that from?"
"didn't copy it. I am just that smart"
"Facebook?"
"Fuck you hoe I got the iq of paris hilton."
"..So, you're retarded?"
"Naw, man, im classy."
"9gag?"
"Yeah."

Don't Care

So it seems I am bored. Vacation. Unlike the previous one where I basicly
was depressed and sobby and angst-y, this one is just filled with boredom.
The strive to do something exists, but the push necesary to create an
action seems to have gone missing along with the rest of Bucharest's
population.

Dinosaur

"there is 7 chakras of which you have to be aware of. the vitality, the heart, the sexual energy-" "um, i think that ones dried out on me, or, like, dead. can we turn it on or something?" yoga - not meant for the cynical. "also, if i have pozitive energy charge or whatever, does that reflect on my bank account?" atleast i tried it. my spirit just aint what it used to be.

god this is cheesy but i actually mean alll of it

after being in romanai for ten years, and being in Ib for almost just as much, ive grown up to be the individual i am today. IB has contributed not only to my education but to further on expanding my views and essentially holding most of my memories loced in this two small buldings (one of which did not even exist in the beginning). ive seen it flourish and grow into what it is today, and strangely enoguh ive grown with it it created the space for my childhood to exist and for the opportunity to meet some amazing people that helepd define my character and leave a mark that i hold for the rest of my life. the friends ive had, that came and went not without my remembering them and the teachers that left their lessons with me for the rest of my life. the opportunities given to me led to my discovering a wider range of talents or skills, ones that i normally wuld avoid or not be brave enough to attempt. I feel that after all this years of ib being my home, I want my last year to be one where i fully contribute back and manage to do everything as i saw my past self doing. As terribly cheesy as it sounds, I want to be a senior capable of helping others adapt and enjoy school life as much as i did. make the lower classes feel as involved as they can, despite still feeling new to everything. id like to believe im approachable and asy to communicate with and there may be a person others can safely confide in, and these qualities allow me to help others and make school an ideal place it can be both for students and teachers. my last year and i wish to become a prefect so i can leave nowing that for the last time i experinced alll the opportunities ibs has offered, and alongside this, contribute to making events the best place ever. ib has been a home andbid like to makw others feel the same about it.